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Win the Race

Not many great things came out of the Sonic cartoon of the early 90’s…We got chilli dogs, “thats no good” and now this…It’s time to go back and WIN THE RACE with this infectious little ear worm! quiteenjoy.

Brownmoore out

Little Big Talent

I’m a sucker for musical talent. When that musical talent gets crossed with an obscure game that only I and about 3 other people I know remember then, well, I’m even more of a sucker…whatever that may be. So imagine my absolute JOY when I can across the very talented Alrik (who deserves way more subscribers than he has) did a medley of songs from the game “Little Big Adventure”. I quiteenjoyed it, I think you might too.

Brownmoore out.

quiteenjoy writting challenge

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Watch Red Dwarf: Back to Earth and write about it.

Hannon realises suddenly that he has some work to do …and he is nary prepared for such a task.

Trials of Mana – Remade and Released

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You know, I truly never thought I would be writing this. Back in the mid 1990’s when I first played a little game called Secret of Mana, never did it once cross my mind that 20 years later I would be here- talking about the remake and release of its long awaited sequel.

There was a game called Secret of Mana

Of those not in the know- Secret of Mana was an RPG from Squaresoft released on the Super Nintendo…and it was glorious. the visuals were a splendour and the soundtrack…oh lord the soundtrack. I have an orchestral CD featuring most of the tracks from it and nothing makes your hair stand up on the back of you neck like it…with the exception of possibility of being felt up by a polar bear or a cattle prod.

It wasn’t a turn based RPG like many of squaresofts offering with the title “final fantasy” followed by various numbers up to that point. You could move around during battle which was just my cup of tea. I’m not one for waiting. Myself and my good friend Steve would stay up all night on sleepovers at his house and play this co-op style. Those were some good times my friends.

There was a sequel…except…there wasn’t.

It wasn’t until we were in high school in the 2000’s that we became aware there was a sequel…in Japan. Cool, shouldn’t take long to come out over here, right? Right?! Well, like I said, I’m not one for waiting so using a little thing growing in popularity around that time called “the internet” I set about tracking down a version of the game that we could play. Slight snag; I know as much Japanese as I know nuclear fission calculations. So I can see it but can’t read it! First off it’s not called Secret of Mana 2 or anything; It’s called Seiken Densetsu 3…how did that happen? There’s only one secret of mana before it- how is this the third one?! Turns out in the west they royalty fucked up the release of these games- as the first “Seiken” game came out here as “final fantasy adventure” or “Mystic Quest” on the game boy (depending on where you were living at the time and what they fancied printing on that particular box. If you go back to that game on the game boy now- you can definitely see that it’s part of the secret of mana series and not final fantasy! Anyway…

After being confused for fifteen minutes about the numbers but then reducing my care level to zero I heard whispers / saw big deck off forums about a fan translation to the game! Finally we could play and understand it! So what’s it like? If Secret of Mana was glorious then Seiken Densetsu 3 was…double that. The visuals were almost like paintings they were so rich and detailed. The killer soundtrack was back- with echoes of the old tunes but with an identity all of its own. There was a new character roster- meaning you could chose the party you wanted to take with you and play out completely different stories based on who you picked. It was…well it was just great.

And that was it. They never released it on the Super Nintendo. The only way you could play it here in the west was via that fan translated rom. That was until last year…

And now…

A Seiken Densetsu collection was released for the Nintendo switch in Japan with the original Seiken 1,2 and 3 on it. Amazing, but in Japanese. It would take square-Enix another year to give us the amazing news that it was coming to English speaking territories- WITH an all new official translation for Seiken Densetsu 3. Not only that- but we were getting a name for it too. Seiken Densetsu 3 was to be released here officially as Trials of Mana. 20 years after I first played it. 20 years. That’s how long I would have had to wait to play it if I was a good boy. Then- they dropped the clanger. At the end of the trailer announcing the release they just dropped in “oh- yeah and we’re re-making the game from scratch in a new 3D action RPG – also called Trials of Mana.

Jesus! Talk about waiting for busses and two coming along at once! So here we are- April 24th 2020 and Trails of Mana has released today. Amazon have informed me my copy will arrive today, so naturally I’m writing this sat cross legged in front of the letterbox. I just wanted to get this preliminary post out – because naturally there will be a review of this. I loved / love this game in its original form…so I’m very keen to see if I still love it now I can spin the camera around. Time will tell my friends..time will always tell. It just might be really slow at doing so.

Brownmoore out

Meet your (MARIO) Maker

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Anyone who played a Mario game back in the late 80’s early 90’s…hang on, just realised that I’m going to have to start stipulate the “19” before those numbers as we’re currently back in the 20’s…anyway, where was I? Oh yes- if you played a Mario game there was always that underlying thought….”what would my own MARIO game look like?” Well you know what, little Timmy, time to step up as uncle ninty has finally woken from it’s deep slumber and thrown you the box of tools to make your own Mario game.

But so what, I hear you cry (I’m always here if you need to talk about why you’re always crying by the way); it’s call Super Mario Maker…and they’ve made two of them.

Bowsers never again mentioned children are all back in action
Uncle ninty has handed us the final golden baton…lets not let them down

Correct, and you know what else? Shut your goddamn mouth, as tomorrow (correct at the time of posting but now out of date less than 24 hours later) , we are to receive the ultimate update to the second of the Mario Makers. I am of course talking about Course Maker. You heard me right. Fucking. Course. Maker. You can now make your own ENTIRE Mario game- 8 worlds and 40 courses…and you know what? I’m in. Totally in. Might take me a month or too but rest assured- super quiteenjoy world is coming- and I will be realising it here when it’s ready! Infact I’m going to start sharing some of my favoured courses / worlds as they come to me. So many that it may even spark a new site topic…or maybe I’ll disappear for another 4 years as soon as I’m allowed out of my front door again? Who knows? Not I, not you!

…Exciting!

Brownmoore out.

Dayum…that is a tasty burger

So it’s nearly 1am and I suddenly think to myself… “Christ! There might actually be some people out there who have yet to experience the zen like wonder of the Oh my Dayum video by the audio master-sperts (an elite super race where masters meet experts) of shmoyoho!” And you know what- I just couldn’t sleep if that was the case! So to make sure bases are covered- here it is! If it’s in my head you can ruddy we’ll have it in yours too.

Brownmoore out.