Occasionally people have really good Facebook status’. So good that I’m starting a thread on here just for them. Here is your starter for 10:

PLEASE put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppabl​e & when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won’t copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by pandas, 28% are hiding in their cupboards.