There is one behind you right now in fact. Have a look. No? Well he was there, but because Ninjas uphold a responsibility to the secret Ninja code, he will have disappeared momentarily only to reappear the moment you return to look at this screen. Clever, no? Thought you’d like that. Just be aware that at any point you could find yourself with a newly snapped vertebrae if you dare put a foot out of line. If only the Police had such a stronghold on the cadence of fear, then criminals would cease all their illicit activities almost immediately and the world we live in would return to a bastion of peace before you had even got on the bus home.
Of course, Ninjas don’t bother with criminals here because they are seen merely as so many small fry, and Ninjas have far more important things to do. Like hiding behind you as you read updated blog posts on quiteenjoy.co.uk.
Think about that.