Author: Brownmoore

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Worst thing ever

Pretty sure that this review is describing a horrific event. Quite why it gets five stars after such a damning statement is a mystery to me. Maybe they are ninja stars, thrown by ninjas to try and keep the horror at bay. Either that it I have completely misread the meaning of “spunk storm”- because…

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Pavement wisdom

While I was waiting for my morning bus I spied this written on the floor. It reads: “the least interesting view is the pavement in front of you… Look up” Two things entered my mind: a) The pavement was actually more of an interesting sight than the sorry looking council housing opposite, and b) am…