Max Payne coming to your mobile

Damn, just when you think a day is going quite nicely- something comes along to make sure that anything else that happens to you today won’t be as good as the thing you use heard. That “thing” was the news that Rockstar (emphasis on the Star) are bringing everyones favourite leather clad grinning questionable NYPD detective to the tiny screen. Max payne is coming to mobiles! In all it’s glory too by the looks of it- none of this re-hashed top down view that spoiled the GBA release- this is real Payne as it was in the early 2000’s. I simply can’t wait. Doesn’t look like I’ll have to either- it releases for the iOS devices on the 12th April! That’s two days away!
I’ll be in my office, on the phone. No calls.

Sorry android users- you have to wait another two weeks- but at least it’s coming for you too!
Boya!