You know what? Of all the funnies you see floating around the internet, you very rarely see some smurk inducing doormats. On that note- here are some smirk inducing doormats.
Thanks to Bill Moore for the email!
So it seems my name crops up in an episode of Penny arcade: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/1/25/ The comic sketch actually has nothing to do with me but I’m one of those people that draw the attention to things with their name in because it amuses them.
Anyone who has ever played System Shock 2 has loved it- FACT. Woken out of hyper sleep on the starship Von Braun something has gone very very wrong. The ship has been taken over and the crew infected with mind altering works and turned to violent monsters. Your only hope is the one crew member…
Well I guess we’re a lot like busses… We’re bigger than we should be, slightly too red for my liking, expel noxious gasses and are late beyond reason. OR You wait ages for one and two turn up at once. Well not exactly “at once” more like “a week apart”. What am I drivelling about?…
So, it makes for a pretty dire realisation of the nature of our existence on this earth when a computer game makes you want to top yourself. The game in question is at least, an aesthetically pleasing little 8-Bit platformer on the Newgrounds website. It is made by AwkwardSilenceGames and has already received quite a…
Ninjas; they are everywhere. There is one behind you right now in fact. Have a look. No? Well he was there, but because Ninjas uphold a responsibility to the secret Ninja code, he will have disappeared momentarily only to reappear the moment you return to look at this screen. Clever, no? Thought you’d like that….
Please prey a moments silence for our flowery brothers list in the prime of their life… To me this seems a brilliant way to confront vandals- nothing shows how much you’ve hurt a person quite like the effort of printing a sign, laminating it and putting it on a spike in the ground. Bravo gardner,…