IN: Estonian Translation websites, Weetabix with hot milk, ‘Joe 90’ Glasses, Learning to walk (if you’re 13 months old and just sick of crawling), Grizzly Bear.
OUT: Lady GaGa, No toilet paper, Pregnant Women who smoke, Elliot Morley, David Chaytor and Jim Devine.
Ok so I’m currently nearly 3 weeks behind on my toneless reviews. Circumstances being the bitch that they are have led me to suspend my ranting reviewing until a later date. Currently I’m on the shores of Australia with an old football named Wilson for company. When I am back on the shores of Blighty…
Im a gamer- quite an avid one, but that said I am still yet to find myself in a situation where I am tempted to do this. I am of course referring to the “midnight launch que.” Whilst walking my merry way around Oxford street today I spied two fellows that had set up camp…
The act of freeform typing is the equivalent of just saying what you think but at a slightly increased rate as you are trying to keep up with the train of thought process as you type which unless you are a stenographer is a very hard thing to do. Then there is the issue of…
Time, once again, to celebrate a wonderful holiday given to us by those selfless people at hallmark- thats right ladies and gentlemen- Happy valentines day! A wonderful day of being guilted into booking a table at the most expensive restaurant in town- where they have doubled their prices and halved their menu just for this…
It’s not like I’m usually in the habit of taking advice from toilet cubicles, as I usually find they have nothing more interesting to say than ‘please wash your hands’ but this one struck me as being particularly fascinating as it assumed (rather incorrectly) that the type of demographic frequenting the toilets of the Royal…
Well I guess we’re a lot like busses… We’re bigger than we should be, slightly too red for my liking, expel noxious gasses and are late beyond reason. OR You wait ages for one and two turn up at once. Well not exactly “at once” more like “a week apart”. What am I drivelling about?…