IN: Estonian Translation websites, Weetabix with hot milk, ‘Joe 90’ Glasses, Learning to walk (if you’re 13 months old and just sick of crawling), Grizzly Bear.
OUT: Lady GaGa, No toilet paper, Pregnant Women who smoke, Elliot Morley, David Chaytor and Jim Devine.
It’s not like I’m usually in the habit of taking advice from toilet cubicles, as I usually find they have nothing more interesting to say than ‘please wash your hands’ but this one struck me as being particularly fascinating as it assumed (rather incorrectly) that the type of demographic frequenting the toilets of the Royal…
Nothing says “classy joint that wont poison you” like the laziness of using a black marker to scrawl a cheap offer across the windows of a dark, deserted pizzeria. Then just to add the cherry to the top of this pie (which may be just a dog turd with a crust instead of an actual…
Charity shops are an oddity to me. From what I see it boils down to a jumble sale in a shop where the laws appointed to retail take a back seat. None so evident as the laws obtaining to copyright. Whilst scanning the shelves of one of my favourite jumble sale buildings I came across…
In the words of a certain neon clad raver from a much beloved TV series of ours- “You lucky People”! Today we launch not only the next episode of our podcast but also a new “Insert title here” sketch. Recorded over the weekend- episode 7 sees Jenkins apologise to Jesus, exposes the attitudes of cats…
It’s old school time!
Well that’s what I thought to myself when I went and got myself an old NES off of eBay. Bought myself a few of the classic games, warmed up the red wine and sat down ready to play a few minutes before saying “hmm, not what I remember”. But it was not to be…
The summer is a letdown because you ask too much of it. Three consecutive days of clement weather is too much pressure to put on this country. Watermelons are only good when you can buy them in slices. Buying a whole watermelon and storing it in your fridge will only lead to its eventual demise…