IN: Estonian Translation websites, Weetabix with hot milk, ‘Joe 90’ Glasses, Learning to walk (if you’re 13 months old and just sick of crawling), Grizzly Bear.
OUT: Lady GaGa, No toilet paper, Pregnant Women who smoke, Elliot Morley, David Chaytor and Jim Devine.
Well… I’m not from Stoke, so that’s a good sign, right?
I understand the pressures that Ad agency’s are under to be fresh, cutting edge and attention grabbing. It’s a hard world out there competing for people’s attention; like a spoilt child shouting “mummy look at me!” as they empty your purse into the washing machine and set it on a 120 minuet cycle- hot wash….
This morning I started a movement… I spilt some tea by my back door by accident and in it saw my future: Making appallingly amature Photoshop art out of spilt tea! Of course! How could I have been so blind?! This is obviously what the stagnated pond we call ‘Art has been waiting for… Now…
No second thought needed…(click me… I am some audio) A clear example of how bitter I am rapidly becoming. – Jenkins
Ninjas; they are everywhere. There is one behind you right now in fact. Have a look. No? Well he was there, but because Ninjas uphold a responsibility to the secret Ninja code, he will have disappeared momentarily only to reappear the moment you return to look at this screen. Clever, no? Thought you’d like that….
Dido.Josef Fritzl.Gene Shalit.Jeremy Kyle.Heather Mills.Jim Davidson.Andy Parsons.Davina McCall.George W Bush, Jnr. Terence Trent D’Arby.Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield Price (no, I am not kidding… that is her whole name). As soon as you work out the reason for your inclusion on this list; I am sure you will have assumed most of the details and…