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Safety is forbidden

TFL are cutting down on the fun in their underground system. According to this sign, effective immediately, there is to be no more Safety Dance on the London Underground. I know this comes as a blow to many of you as it has to me but stay strong brothers- because we can dance if we…

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Worst thing ever

Pretty sure that this review is describing a horrific event. Quite why it gets five stars after such a damning statement is a mystery to me. Maybe they are ninja stars, thrown by ninjas to try and keep the horror at bay. Either that it I have completely misread the meaning of “spunk storm”- because…