Spotted

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Worst thing ever

Pretty sure that this review is describing a horrific event. Quite why it gets five stars after such a damning statement is a mystery to me. Maybe they are ninja stars, thrown by ninjas to try and keep the horror at bay. Either that it I have completely misread the meaning of “spunk storm”- because…

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Pavement wisdom

While I was waiting for my morning bus I spied this written on the floor. It reads: “the least interesting view is the pavement in front of you… Look up” Two things entered my mind: a) The pavement was actually more of an interesting sight than the sorry looking council housing opposite, and b) am…

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Heavy security

Guard dogs are common…guard crocodiles, less so. All I can assume is that they are hiding some sort of super diamond in that place- because not even Buckingham Palace has a crocodile guarding it….perhaps that’s where they are going wrong?

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Conflicting messages

There seems to be an argument happening here between the led sign and the old fashioned wooden board. They’ve never got on really but now the wooden board has taken to standing outside LED’s shop and declaring it open when it’s clearly closed. Also he’s trying to ruin LED’s business by slashing 10% off the…