Guard dogs are common…guard crocodiles, less so. All I can assume is that they are hiding some sort of super diamond in that place- because not even Buckingham Palace has a crocodile guarding it….perhaps that’s where they are going wrong?
F£@k you Blue Shells- and all who throw you. That’s the modern response to Nintys now ageing racer. Ask any teenager today and they’ll probably proudly boast that they remember playing the first Mario Kart on the DS. If they do, you have every right to slap them firmly across the mouth for they know…
In the UK we don’t get to write our own licence plates unless we want to spend a ludicrous amount of money on a few letters. So thanks to the DVLAs random letter generator you occasionally get some unintentional gems. Such as this one I found this morning. Theres something comforting about knowing that the…
While I was waiting for my morning bus I spied this written on the floor. It reads: “the least interesting view is the pavement in front of you… Look up” Two things entered my mind: a) The pavement was actually more of an interesting sight than the sorry looking council housing opposite, and b) am…
Ok so I admit it… Lazy. No other excuse. It’s not like I’ve not had time, because I use have. I’ve just decided to spend that timesleeping or eating ice cream is all. But never fear, I’m getting back into the swing of things. Having just updated 30+ out of date plugins on the site…
As you may or may not have noticed, times are hard, you know, economically speaking. We’re right in the middle of a European debt crisis, we’re out marching on the streets against rising costs, we haven’t got two pennies to rub together. Even our transatlantic cousins are protesting against those tyrants in the banks and…