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Safety is forbidden
TFL are cutting down on the fun in their underground system. According to this sign, effective immediately, there is to be no more Safety Dance on the London Underground. I know this comes as a blow to many of you as it has to me but stay strong brothers- because we can dance if we…
I do not accept anything you have to tell me…
It seems medical practitioners have had it wrong all these years. Say goodbye to hospitals and doctors, just tap yourself better. Does this work in increments though? So this woman talks about tapping a headache away, so does that mean that someone with asthma needs a slap? If so does that mean someone with a…
Tone-less Week#1
Week#1 The Arcade Fire Funeral Neighborhood#1 (Tunnels) Looking at the track listing there seems to be a lot of these “Neighborhood) tracks. As i have no idea as to what they refer I shall ignore them as only an ignorant English man can and assume that the part in brackets should be…
Worst thing ever
Pretty sure that this review is describing a horrific event. Quite why it gets five stars after such a damning statement is a mystery to me. Maybe they are ninja stars, thrown by ninjas to try and keep the horror at bay. Either that it I have completely misread the meaning of “spunk storm”- because…
Happy Valentines Dismay
Time, once again, to celebrate a wonderful holiday given to us by those selfless people at hallmark- thats right ladies and gentlemen- Happy valentines day! A wonderful day of being guilted into booking a table at the most expensive restaurant in town- where they have doubled their prices and halved their menu just for this…