If we die…
…Let it be known that it was because of this…
…Let it be known that it was because of this…
You know what? Of all the funnies you see floating around the internet, you very rarely see some smurk inducing doormats. On that note- here are some smirk inducing doormats. Thanks to Bill Moore for the email!
This morning I started a movement… I spilt some tea by my back door by accident and in it saw my future: Making appallingly amature Photoshop art out of spilt tea! Of course! How could I have been so blind?! This is obviously what the stagnated pond we call ‘Art has been waiting for… Now…
Guard dogs are common…guard crocodiles, less so. All I can assume is that they are hiding some sort of super diamond in that place- because not even Buckingham Palace has a crocodile guarding it….perhaps that’s where they are going wrong?
Why call it an all day breakfast when clearly it isn’t? We won’t think any less of you for advertising it as simply “breakfast”. Now however we see you for the liars you are…and we presume what you call “bacon” is not. And your sausages are mashed up wasps.
Enzootic Bovine Narcosis (Mad Cow Disease) – Jenkins
Im not usually one for football related stuff but this made me chuckle. First person I’ve seen to emulate hair with steam.