While I was waiting for my morning bus I spied this written on the floor.
It reads:
“the least interesting view is the pavement in front of you… Look up”
Two things entered my mind: a) The pavement was actually more of an interesting sight than the sorry looking council housing opposite, and b) am I about to be air-raided?
Ah, Spring. Such beauty. Such splendour. What a naughty little season you are. Wearing all those pretty things for me. You knew I would notice, didn’t you? Don’t be coy now. You wouldn’t dress like that if you didn’t want me to look, would you? You minx. Sorry, I seemed to have drifted slightly away…
…Then why not write a book instead of wasting your time with this. I dont even know if this video is supposed to be a joke or an actual company promoting a text – to – speech movie maker. Either way, lets all enjoy the p..e..e..p s..h..o..w. Take it away J…o..h…n……n. idiots.
Here at quiteenjoy we quite often receive spam comments. Rarely are they this long, rambling and poorly translated as this tale which I thought I should share with you. If anyone can guess which original language this story was converted from then let me know- my bets are on Twilight: translated from english to German>…
I swore that if Brown, helped me out with some work then I would post a rant. I also said that it would be at least five hundred words too. One likes a challenge and all that, but I fear I may have spread myself a little thin with this one. This is mainly because…
The world is brilliant. It is though isn’t it? I mean where else could you get a playstation classic such as the almighty Tony Hawks pro skater 2 on a device as holy as the iPhone? Not on Saturn that’s for damn sure! Only recently added to the Uk app store you can pick up…
Sometime you’ve just got to call a spade a spade. Or in this case a Fuck a Fuck. It always surprises me (considering the english holy-er that thou attitude when it comes to corse language in public) to see curse words written in plain English for all to see. And here it was – in…