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Things worth knowing…
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Things worth knowing…

The summer is a letdown because you ask too much of it. Three consecutive days of clement weather is too much pressure to put on this country. Watermelons are only good when you can buy them in slices. Buying a whole watermelon and storing it in your fridge will only lead to its eventual demise…

Russian Unicorn
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Russian Unicorn

I first stumbled across the bad lip reading crew when they took Rebbeca Black’s “Friday” and turned it into the semi-decent tune “Gang fight”. Basically what they do is look at the artist in the video and put lyrics to the movement of the lips. Of course they’re miles away from what they are actually…

Eaten by Pandas

Occasionally people have really good Facebook status’. So good that I’m starting a thread on here just for them. Here is your starter for 10: PLEASE put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppabl​e & when hungry, also breathe…