If we die…
…Let it be known that it was because of this…
…Let it be known that it was because of this…
Television advertising has a lot of strict rules. You can’t, for example, sell Miracle growth tash cream- saying that it is clinically proven by your mate Dave, who is neither a chemist or a mate. So it made me double take to see this legal line of text on an advert for a low calorie…
Nothing says “classy joint that wont poison you” like the laziness of using a black marker to scrawl a cheap offer across the windows of a dark, deserted pizzeria. Then just to add the cherry to the top of this pie (which may be just a dog turd with a crust instead of an actual…
It seems medical practitioners have had it wrong all these years. Say goodbye to hospitals and doctors, just tap yourself better. Does this work in increments though? So this woman talks about tapping a headache away, so does that mean that someone with asthma needs a slap? If so does that mean someone with a…
As part of an experiment as much as anything else I am typing this update on the iPad. So far I have managed to hit the shift key three times and replace all punctuation marks with commas. Oh and I spelt punctuation wrong aswell it seems but the iPad, being the canny little hinge that…
It seems even machines are lazy. Programmed by humans I guess that’s only to be expected. Spending my Saturday in an edit suite (as I’m sure we all do from time to time) it comforts me to know that rather than giving me a full list of what I have left to capture- the machine…