I swore that if Brown, helped me out with some work then I would post a rant. I also said that it would be at least five hundred words too. One likes a challenge and all that, but I fear I may have spread myself a little thin with this one. This is mainly because…
With Photoshop comes great power…and with great power comes a horrible abuse of said power. What we have here are 5 of the worst Photoshop disaster movie posters that I could dig out of the recesses of the internet. Its not a top 5 by any means so the order is irrelevant…they’re all awful in…
This week I have been mostly wearing… Pollen. I’ll tell you this for free and all; getting your ass kicked by good weather feels like the greatest betrayal ever. I am of course referring to that most fucked-up of ailments; hay-fever. For the vast majority of people, the summer is a wonderful time (when it…
The Melvins’ Buzz Osborne hates airports By Buzz Osborne » A diatribe to wifey while on the road. I’ve been writing letters to my wife from the road for over 17 years. This is an outtake from one from the early 2000’s… I believe it was a Fantomas tour….. Here I am in the dressing…
I live in London. You may have noticed. As such I have to use the london underground. As train systems go it’s kind of a biggie- odds are you’ve heard of it. Because of its vast scale the wizards came up with a “touch technology” card that acts as your pass to get in and…
Oh hello bus stop. What’s that you say? The buses are BOTH 4 minuets away? How on earth did that happen? Are they occupying the same place in time and space? Did one quantum leap on top of the other? Or are you displaying bull-shit again just to keep the seething masses from tearing you…