Nothing says “classy joint that wont poison you” like the laziness of using a black marker to scrawl a cheap offer across the windows of a dark, deserted pizzeria. Then just to add the cherry to the top of this pie (which may be just a dog turd with a crust instead of an actual…
It seems even machines are lazy. Programmed by humans I guess that’s only to be expected. Spending my Saturday in an edit suite (as I’m sure we all do from time to time) it comforts me to know that rather than giving me a full list of what I have left to capture- the machine…
Where would we be without George Michael reminding us that being rich and successful doesn’t stop you from being a monumental idiot. Not content with almost ruining his career by being caught performing secret hand shakes in an American toilet, or being taken off the roads for being found to have more alcohol in his…
Hello there! Remember me? It’s Andrew Jenkins. The guy who posts 27% of the content on this website, thus far undermining the desired output of his long-suffering friend and partner, Anthony Brown. I realise that I haven’t exactly been delivering on my promise of daily musings to lace your mind with the refuse of my…
It’s touching to see the inner hopes and dreams of a midget washing device spelt out for all to see. I for one hope he achieves this aspiration through some freak of physics, chemistry and substance abuse hither-too unknown to man. Live the dream my lead and porcelain friend
After a dull and un-exciting first half to the world cup- ITV sport jump in with a touch of genius saying what we are all thinking. Well done Itv…now if you could just sort out coronation street with some sort of horrific accident…