After a dull and un-exciting first half to the world cup- ITV sport jump in with a touch of genius saying what we are all thinking. Well done Itv…now if you could just sort out coronation street with some sort of horrific accident…
Ah, Spring. Such beauty. Such splendour. What a naughty little season you are. Wearing all those pretty things for me. You knew I would notice, didn’t you? Don’t be coy now. You wouldn’t dress like that if you didn’t want me to look, would you? You minx. Sorry, I seemed to have drifted slightly away…
Submitted to me this morning by Brett Kelsey- this review perfectly sums up the Angry Birds experience
Here at quiteenjoy we quite often receive spam comments. Rarely are they this long, rambling and poorly translated as this tale which I thought I should share with you. If anyone can guess which original language this story was converted from then let me know- my bets are on Twilight: translated from english to German>…
It’s not like I’m usually in the habit of taking advice from toilet cubicles, as I usually find they have nothing more interesting to say than ‘please wash your hands’ but this one struck me as being particularly fascinating as it assumed (rather incorrectly) that the type of demographic frequenting the toilets of the Royal…
I hate 3D. I happen to think it’s the most ridiculous fad since LuLu. I guess what bugs me most is that we are embracing it like a new born at a family picnic – with a chorus of ooohs and ahhhs wherever it deems appropriate to rear it’s eye straining, £3 extra on your…
Dido.Josef Fritzl.Gene Shalit.Jeremy Kyle.Heather Mills.Jim Davidson.Andy Parsons.Davina McCall.George W Bush, Jnr. Terence Trent D’Arby.Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield Price (no, I am not kidding… that is her whole name). As soon as you work out the reason for your inclusion on this list; I am sure you will have assumed most of the details and…