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How exactly would you explain this one to your kids? “Sorry kids, Santa bet away his workshop so now he’s doing the round at the pubs to try and win it back. Always bet in black.” Never mind the fact there’s two of them…and neither is a jolly fat man with a big white…
Minimal working hours
Looks like you've got to be quick to catch a drink at this pub. With only an hour licence a day they only need one staff member. Mind you he's damn buisy at lunch times.
Busy day…
ByHannonIt really has turned into of them today, you know. For today, alas, is transfer day. Transfer day is an evil entirely of my own creation which involves the cleaning up of an entire months worth of my own self-perpetuated downright idleness as well as my corner-cutting and frankly bolshie working methods, so that it…
The Frustratingly Lazy…
For those not in the know- TFL is the abbreviation of our beloved “Transport for London” or as it will be referred to today- “The F@&king Lunatics.” Every week I pay my £35 odd for a weekly travel card to zones 1-2. Buy my calculation I think I’m owed about £12 of that back for…
A helping hand
In this time of great cheer and misery combined I feel it my duty to spread whatever warmth comes into my life. Today it is an plea from our friends – the chipendoubles, who you may remember from Britain’s got Talent; This link below takes you directly to the page to download our charity Xmas…
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The Disney film “lady and the tramp” has a lot to answer for. Maybe I’m unfairly holding them accountable for an image that they only copied- but I doubt it. I am of course referring to the “sharing the spaghetti” image- you know the one; one person (or dog) is eating one end and someone…


Hang on, hANG ON, hANG ON! Thats right- inverted caps.
Since when did she EVER look like that in the show?!