Author: Hannon

It’s not like I’m usually in the habit of taking advice from toilet cubicles, as I usually find they have nothing more interesting to say than ‘please wash your hands’ but this one struck me as being particularly fascinating as it assumed (rather incorrectly) that the type of demographic frequenting the toilets of the Royal…

Maybe big and green with ladybirds on ’em? Yummy.

Oh my word [press] How long it has been since my thumbs have caressed this keypad with thoughts of mischievous and rampant blogging on my mind. I’ve been at the behest of an inferior iPhone application whose sole function (posting a blog) it was unable to fulfil. It has crippled me. Honest ‘guv. Of course,…