It’s not like I’m usually in the habit of taking advice from toilet cubicles, as I usually find they have nothing more interesting to say than ‘please wash your hands’ but this one struck me as being particularly fascinating as it assumed (rather incorrectly) that the type of demographic frequenting the toilets of the Royal Oak Inn on Gosford Street, were able to process any information beyond ‘hold your cock when you pee so as not to piss down your leg’
Not many great things came out of the Sonic cartoon of the early 90’s…We got chilli dogs, “thats no good” and now this…It’s time to go back and WIN THE RACE with this infectious little ear worm! quiteenjoy. Brownmoore out
It seems the sign writers on this Iceland van had a crisis of faith whilst in the midst of a bold statement. Either that or they forgot their own slogon (mums go to Iceland) and decided to stop when they realised the cock-up. It would have been one of those "just let it go Kev-…
If you’ve been itching to put yourself inside the mind of someone on the verge of mental collapse then may I suggest listening to Blue Jam. From the frightening neon nightmare mind of Chris Morris Blue Jam is lunacy…compelling, fascinating lunacy. It featured the vocal talents of Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis, Mark Heap, David Cann and Amelia Bullmore. Chris Morris reads…
As part of an experiment as much as anything else I am typing this update on the iPad. So far I have managed to hit the shift key three times and replace all punctuation marks with commas. Oh and I spelt punctuation wrong aswell it seems but the iPad, being the canny little hinge that…
At what point do the people responsable for this visual Buggery sit back and say "yep that looks good. Good work boys- get it blown up to the size if a house to scare the children would you?".
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