Submitted to me this morning by Brett Kelsey- this review perfectly sums up the Angry Birds experience
IN: Estonian Translation websites, Weetabix with hot milk, ‘Joe 90’ Glasses, Learning to walk (if you’re 13 months old and just sick of crawling), Grizzly Bear. OUT: Lady GaGa, No toilet paper, Pregnant Women who smoke, Elliot Morley, David Chaytor and Jim Devine.
The TV and film industry’s are so full of lies, hype and false promises that if they actually ever gave you a realistic description of the film on the poster you would likely never see it. So to test that idea- here are a few altered posters with a few words swapped out for realistic…
Pretty sure that this review is describing a horrific event. Quite why it gets five stars after such a damning statement is a mystery to me. Maybe they are ninja stars, thrown by ninjas to try and keep the horror at bay. Either that it I have completely misread the meaning of “spunk storm”- because…
It seems the sign writers on this Iceland van had a crisis of faith whilst in the midst of a bold statement. Either that or they forgot their own slogon (mums go to Iceland) and decided to stop when they realised the cock-up. It would have been one of those "just let it go Kev-…
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