It seems medical practitioners have had it wrong all these years. Say goodbye to hospitals and doctors, just tap yourself better. Does this work in increments though? So this woman talks about tapping a headache away, so does that mean that someone with asthma needs a slap? If so does that mean someone with a…
It seems even machines are lazy. Programmed by humans I guess that’s only to be expected. Spending my Saturday in an edit suite (as I’m sure we all do from time to time) it comforts me to know that rather than giving me a full list of what I have left to capture- the machine…
Where would we be without George Michael reminding us that being rich and successful doesn’t stop you from being a monumental idiot. Not content with almost ruining his career by being caught performing secret hand shakes in an American toilet, or being taken off the roads for being found to have more alcohol in his…
It’s touching to see the inner hopes and dreams of a midget washing device spelt out for all to see. I for one hope he achieves this aspiration through some freak of physics, chemistry and substance abuse hither-too unknown to man. Live the dream my lead and porcelain friend
After a dull and un-exciting first half to the world cup- ITV sport jump in with a touch of genius saying what we are all thinking. Well done Itv…now if you could just sort out coronation street with some sort of horrific accident…
Why call it an all day breakfast when clearly it isn’t? We won’t think any less of you for advertising it as simply “breakfast”. Now however we see you for the liars you are…and we presume what you call “bacon” is not. And your sausages are mashed up wasps.