Why call it an all day breakfast when clearly it isn’t? We won’t think any less of you for advertising it as simply “breakfast”. Now however we see you for the liars you are…and we presume what you call “bacon” is not. And your sausages are mashed up wasps.
Ah, Friday, there you are… welcome back. May your promises of good times and fine wines yield the very results the week’s toiling has prepared me for.
So it’s nearly 1am and I suddenly think to myself… “Christ! There might actually be some people out there who have yet to experience the zen like wonder of the Oh my Dayum video by the audio master-sperts (an elite super race where masters meet experts) of shmoyoho!” And you know what- I just couldn’t…
This little chunk of genius advertising from XBOX requires no explanation. Watch now!
I am currently sat at my desk pausing for reflection and considering my loved ones. [awwww] Yes, mushy as it sounds, I am thinking about all the wonderful people I have in my life, be they near or far, whether we spoke yesterday or haven’t spoken for over a year; I just wanted you to…
A lovely music video dedicated to an internet hater. Thank you hater.
I appreciate your attention to detail when it comes to the false advertising regarding the “All Day Breakfast”, and I want to make it absolutely clear that I am not trying to be a douche, but I have to chuckle a little about your pretense at culinary expertise. You are British right? How on earth would you know if the bacon was even a pork product? Shit, was that too harsh?
Do you doubt the quality of our food here in Britain? Well next time are this side of the pond then allow me to furnish you with a “Proper” British Breakfast. Do you prefer your Sausages with the scales still on or not? Some can be funny about the teeth too- but they can easy be picked out of the beans.