Why call it an all day breakfast when clearly it isn’t? We won’t think any less of you for advertising it as simply “breakfast”. Now however we see you for the liars you are…and we presume what you call “bacon” is not. And your sausages are mashed up wasps.
Sometimes life is so fucking brilliant I can’t even wrap my head around it! – Jenkins
Nothing to concern yourself with but I thought I’d say it anyway. Due to the fact that I’ve had so many issues with our server of late (so much so that if it was in the same room as me and wasn’t based in Sweden I would have set fire to it by now. Fact.)…
The summer is a letdown because you ask too much of it. Three consecutive days of clement weather is too much pressure to put on this country. Watermelons are only good when you can buy them in slices. Buying a whole watermelon and storing it in your fridge will only lead to its eventual demise…
As part of an experiment as much as anything else I am typing this update on the iPad. So far I have managed to hit the shift key three times and replace all punctuation marks with commas. Oh and I spelt punctuation wrong aswell it seems but the iPad, being the canny little hinge that…
Eairler today I announced the “points” system on quiteenjoy. Well now I’m announcing something else: The quiteenjoy e-store is a shop, well will be a shop, where you can spend those lovely points you earn on quiteenjoy. What can you buy I hear you say? Well here are some of the prized goodies that will…
The thing I love the most about the youth of today, is that they are so willing to prove how anti-conformist they are in response to the grain of society, that by going that extra mile to distance themselves from the general consensus of the village community; they end up siding with the local council’s…
I appreciate your attention to detail when it comes to the false advertising regarding the “All Day Breakfast”, and I want to make it absolutely clear that I am not trying to be a douche, but I have to chuckle a little about your pretense at culinary expertise. You are British right? How on earth would you know if the bacon was even a pork product? Shit, was that too harsh?
Do you doubt the quality of our food here in Britain? Well next time are this side of the pond then allow me to furnish you with a “Proper” British Breakfast. Do you prefer your Sausages with the scales still on or not? Some can be funny about the teeth too- but they can easy be picked out of the beans.