Why call it an all day breakfast when clearly it isn’t? We won’t think any less of you for advertising it as simply “breakfast”. Now however we see you for the liars you are…and we presume what you call “bacon” is not. And your sausages are mashed up wasps.
Enzootic Bovine Narcosis (Mad Cow Disease) – Jenkins
We are close on the approach to our hundredth post… I will be playing the role of 99, and my good friend Brown, will be seeing in our centenary with number 100. It is with this in mind, that I would like to mark the occasion by giving you a sneak-peek into posts of the…
It’s not like I’m usually in the habit of taking advice from toilet cubicles, as I usually find they have nothing more interesting to say than ‘please wash your hands’ but this one struck me as being particularly fascinating as it assumed (rather incorrectly) that the type of demographic frequenting the toilets of the Royal…
I would love to know the plot of this one. Golly, it must be an adventure.
You know you’re in trouble when even photoshop can’t disguise that your sandwich is nothing but grease and gristle. Mac Donalds seem to have gone down the minimalist advertising route of late. It’s something that catches every brand once in a while with the most notable being tesco. They stick their products on a white…
I can’t spell to save my life, but even I know that what my iPhone is offering as alternative spellings here are very, very wrong. Unless these are words and I’ve never heard of them; regardless- they’re not what I’m trying to say.
I appreciate your attention to detail when it comes to the false advertising regarding the “All Day Breakfast”, and I want to make it absolutely clear that I am not trying to be a douche, but I have to chuckle a little about your pretense at culinary expertise. You are British right? How on earth would you know if the bacon was even a pork product? Shit, was that too harsh?
Do you doubt the quality of our food here in Britain? Well next time are this side of the pond then allow me to furnish you with a “Proper” British Breakfast. Do you prefer your Sausages with the scales still on or not? Some can be funny about the teeth too- but they can easy be picked out of the beans.