Why call it an all day breakfast when clearly it isn’t? We won’t think any less of you for advertising it as simply “breakfast”. Now however we see you for the liars you are…and we presume what you call “bacon” is not. And your sausages are mashed up wasps.
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Is it just me or are greetings cards a little more brash these days? If a card like this hit the shelves in the 1930’s I think people may well have died of shock…either that or they would have sold billions. Maybe everyone was filthy in the 30’s but didn’t have an outlet. Worth pondering…
Every once in a while over here at quiteenjoy, we get a little excited about something. It could be a live bee in a bag of salad (less than positive excitement), a picture of a duck wearing a bowler hat (more overwhelmingly joyous than you could possibly imagine), perhaps even a five pence piece on…
As I sit here writing this my stomach and brain are fighting each other with conflicted messages. – Stomachs position on the situation is clear and precise…”Im Hungry, give me food or i shall turn to digesting the fleshy walls of your stomach to satisfy me”. He poses a strong argument for the cause of…
Since we were taken over the Japanese, my life has become very annoying. I need to live in the United Kingdom is no longer. I save all my money is going to get one of those cruise sailing the Atlantic Ocean Moon.
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I appreciate your attention to detail when it comes to the false advertising regarding the “All Day Breakfast”, and I want to make it absolutely clear that I am not trying to be a douche, but I have to chuckle a little about your pretense at culinary expertise. You are British right? How on earth would you know if the bacon was even a pork product? Shit, was that too harsh?
Do you doubt the quality of our food here in Britain? Well next time are this side of the pond then allow me to furnish you with a “Proper” British Breakfast. Do you prefer your Sausages with the scales still on or not? Some can be funny about the teeth too- but they can easy be picked out of the beans.