Why call it an all day breakfast when clearly it isn’t? We won’t think any less of you for advertising it as simply “breakfast”. Now however we see you for the liars you are…and we presume what you call “bacon” is not. And your sausages are mashed up wasps.
By far the craziest thing I have seen today (Being that I’m writing this at 9:12 AM today still has a lot to live up to) award goes to this little gem of a DS game. It has to be seen to be believed. It’s a game that tests your blood for diabetes. Well more…
In the words of a certain neon clad raver from a much beloved TV series of ours- “You lucky People”! Today we launch not only the next episode of our podcast but also a new “Insert title here” sketch. Recorded over the weekend- episode 7 sees Jenkins apologise to Jesus, exposes the attitudes of cats…
Wow. See Saw has replaced it’s description of “The Apprentice” with the synopses of a porno. Skillz.
Beachside attractions just got a little more… interesting.
Whats that you say? All the insert title here sketches? on quiteenjoy? Surely not? Why not have a trailer to wet your hippo.
It’s not uncommon to see a delightful mural of disfigured children’s favourite on the back of ice cream vans in England. What is uncommon is finding someone who had obviously lost faith in their abilities to draw halfway through a job; like thus one. Either that or an interpretation of a popular Winnie the pooh…
I appreciate your attention to detail when it comes to the false advertising regarding the “All Day Breakfast”, and I want to make it absolutely clear that I am not trying to be a douche, but I have to chuckle a little about your pretense at culinary expertise. You are British right? How on earth would you know if the bacon was even a pork product? Shit, was that too harsh?
Do you doubt the quality of our food here in Britain? Well next time are this side of the pond then allow me to furnish you with a “Proper” British Breakfast. Do you prefer your Sausages with the scales still on or not? Some can be funny about the teeth too- but they can easy be picked out of the beans.