Why call it an all day breakfast when clearly it isn’t? We won’t think any less of you for advertising it as simply “breakfast”. Now however we see you for the liars you are…and we presume what you call “bacon” is not. And your sausages are mashed up wasps.
Technology will be our un-doing.
Television advertising has a lot of strict rules. You can’t, for example, sell Miracle growth tash cream- saying that it is clinically proven by your mate Dave, who is neither a chemist or a mate. So it made me double take to see this legal line of text on an advert for a low calorie…
Ah, Spring. Such beauty. Such splendour. What a naughty little season you are. Wearing all those pretty things for me. You knew I would notice, didn’t you? Don’t be coy now. You wouldn’t dress like that if you didn’t want me to look, would you? You minx. Sorry, I seemed to have drifted slightly away…
Oh my god…there’s more.
Eairler today I announced the “points” system on quiteenjoy. Well now I’m announcing something else: The quiteenjoy e-store is a shop, well will be a shop, where you can spend those lovely points you earn on quiteenjoy. What can you buy I hear you say? Well here are some of the prized goodies that will…
Well… I’m not from Stoke, so that’s a good sign, right?
I appreciate your attention to detail when it comes to the false advertising regarding the “All Day Breakfast”, and I want to make it absolutely clear that I am not trying to be a douche, but I have to chuckle a little about your pretense at culinary expertise. You are British right? How on earth would you know if the bacon was even a pork product? Shit, was that too harsh?
Do you doubt the quality of our food here in Britain? Well next time are this side of the pond then allow me to furnish you with a “Proper” British Breakfast. Do you prefer your Sausages with the scales still on or not? Some can be funny about the teeth too- but they can easy be picked out of the beans.