Why call it an all day breakfast when clearly it isn’t? We won’t think any less of you for advertising it as simply “breakfast”. Now however we see you for the liars you are…and we presume what you call “bacon” is not. And your sausages are mashed up wasps.
Guard dogs are common…guard crocodiles, less so. All I can assume is that they are hiding some sort of super diamond in that place- because not even Buckingham Palace has a crocodile guarding it….perhaps that’s where they are going wrong?
Charity shops are an oddity to me. From what I see it boils down to a jumble sale in a shop where the laws appointed to retail take a back seat. None so evident as the laws obtaining to copyright. Whilst scanning the shelves of one of my favourite jumble sale buildings I came across…
Ever experienced the hilarity that can be had from delayed subtitles? This is where the subtitle for a piece of dialogue or sound que are displayed over a frame that they were not intended to be on. This is a grand example: What a courteous kitty. Presumably lulling his owner into a false sense of…
Don’t you wish that all movie posters had a bit more Star Wars in them? I do. Luckily someone seems to share my passion. Thanks to a post from Cyriaque Lamar we can now live in a world where the Movie “Empire of the sun” is depicted with a massive Death star and a tie…
This morning I started a movement… I spilt some tea by my back door by accident and in it saw my future: Making appallingly amature Photoshop art out of spilt tea! Of course! How could I have been so blind?! This is obviously what the stagnated pond we call ‘Art has been waiting for… Now…
Since we are having a good old week of “Sony-Fail” what with the playstation network fiasco I thought i’d add some much needed gasoline to the already well lit BBQ. Here is an advert that Sony put out for the PSP a while back: Tosh isn’t it? Here is what I hope was the meeting…
I appreciate your attention to detail when it comes to the false advertising regarding the “All Day Breakfast”, and I want to make it absolutely clear that I am not trying to be a douche, but I have to chuckle a little about your pretense at culinary expertise. You are British right? How on earth would you know if the bacon was even a pork product? Shit, was that too harsh?
Do you doubt the quality of our food here in Britain? Well next time are this side of the pond then allow me to furnish you with a “Proper” British Breakfast. Do you prefer your Sausages with the scales still on or not? Some can be funny about the teeth too- but they can easy be picked out of the beans.