How exactly would you explain this one to your kids?
“Sorry kids, Santa bet away his workshop so now he’s doing the round at the pubs to try and win it back. Always bet in black.”
Never mind the fact there’s two of them…and neither is a jolly fat man with a big white beard. Pretty sure one of them has a goatee.
Nothing says “classy joint that wont poison you” like the laziness of using a black marker to scrawl a cheap offer across the windows of a dark, deserted pizzeria. Then just to add the cherry to the top of this pie (which may be just a dog turd with a crust instead of an actual…
A question I pondered; an answer the Internet gave: Sleep as such is a mental process that allows the brain to process recent information onto memory. Reviewing this information sometimes out of order is the reason for dreams, and since if it was otherwise, acting on a dream while asleep could be dangerous in the…
So it’s no secret that we enjoy a spot of death when the sun goes down. Before you all go running to the police let me clarify- this is pure digital death…tasty, tasty death. We play halo like other people drink water…orally…? We make a few of our own custom levels and game variants that…
Right then. This is all getting a bit silly now. I think that for those of us who have been toiling against the ridiculous people at the BBC – who think that closing down 6music would be a good idea – for the last few months, it is all getting a bit annoying now. Mainly…
It really has turned into of them today, you know. For today, alas, is transfer day. Transfer day is an evil entirely of my own creation which involves the cleaning up of an entire months worth of my own self-perpetuated downright idleness as well as my corner-cutting and frankly bolshie working methods, so that it…
Guard dogs are common…guard crocodiles, less so. All I can assume is that they are hiding some sort of super diamond in that place- because not even Buckingham Palace has a crocodile guarding it….perhaps that’s where they are going wrong?