How exactly would you explain this one to your kids?
“Sorry kids, Santa bet away his workshop so now he’s doing the round at the pubs to try and win it back. Always bet in black.”
Never mind the fact there’s two of them…and neither is a jolly fat man with a big white beard. Pretty sure one of them has a goatee.
This is a primary example of what is wrong with humans having free will. I’m not saying I don’t want it; because without it, I would’ve made some far more sensible choices and wouldn’t have had half as much fun. However; there should probably have been a quick test before dishing it out to everyone,…
Im currently visiting the sunny shores of Australia. It’s the little things here that make you realise you are a long way from home. Take for example this prize item found in a club casio (or Pokey area). In England we would have a Wooden wine rack- here you get a pigs arse. Class act.
They say laziness breeds creativity, but in my experience a free weekend and one too many beers breeds creativity’s deformed half sister, Valerie. Since we’ve finally had a little time to play with (sort of) there are a set of three new insert title here sketches winging their way onto quiteenjoy before christmas! Thats really…
Pretty sure that this review is describing a horrific event. Quite why it gets five stars after such a damning statement is a mystery to me. Maybe they are ninja stars, thrown by ninjas to try and keep the horror at bay. Either that it I have completely misread the meaning of “spunk storm”- because…
This week I have been mostly wearing… Pollen. I’ll tell you this for free and all; getting your ass kicked by good weather feels like the greatest betrayal ever. I am of course referring to that most fucked-up of ailments; hay-fever. For the vast majority of people, the summer is a wonderful time (when it…
As part of an experiment as much as anything else I am typing this update on the iPad. So far I have managed to hit the shift key three times and replace all punctuation marks with commas. Oh and I spelt punctuation wrong aswell it seems but the iPad, being the canny little hinge that…