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For those not in the know- TFL is the abbreviation of our beloved “Transport for London” or as it will be referred to today- “The F@&king Lunatics.” Every week I pay my £35 odd for a weekly travel card to zones 1-2. Buy my calculation I think I’m owed about £12 of that back for…
Timeless
Seems KFC have started their own calendar- because that’s not a date I recognise. Wonder what the 15th month would be called? Jeptomber? If it turns out to actually be called that remember I called it!
Great Cover Art
For a movie about dinosaurs the obvious choice for your DVD cover has to be Juliane Moore and a giant Pete Pothleswait chewing some grass. Pure class- I only wish it was the movie poster as well instead of that irrelevant prehistoric beast.
Eaten by Pandas
Occasionally people have really good Facebook status’. So good that I’m starting a thread on here just for them. Here is your starter for 10: PLEASE put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppable & when hungry, also breathe…
Your dress is inappropriate
I understand the pressures that Ad agency’s are under to be fresh, cutting edge and attention grabbing. It’s a hard world out there competing for people’s attention; like a spoilt child shouting “mummy look at me!” as they empty your purse into the washing machine and set it on a 120 minuet cycle- hot wash….












