Now I’m all for self promotion but this little stunner I stumbled upon is truly something else. Found in the window of a corner shop I happened to be passing, this advert for a “Mature Black Lady” caught my eye. Upon further inspection it seems this lady is not only capable of providing, what I can only presume is a first class, Zanzibar Massage but also boasts “Most services, 24/7” and most importantly “no rush”. These are very important details to be included on an advertisement for a massage I’m sure, but it does beg the question as to what are “most services” and what are the services she would refuse? Give her a call if you are interested to know…except you can’t because i’ve blurred the number. No one gets free advertising here unless a huge bribe is involved.
