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STOP! Return home immediately!

ByBrownmoore

I was on my way to work this morning (as I often do on a weekday) when I noticed some rather wordy posters glued to the wall along Piccadilly Circus. After reading the first line I was hooked….

So….I have enough time to write to this person and request a booklet, but I have to RUSH home and embrace my loved ones? Is that before or after the letter writing, or the three to five days it will take for me to receive the book? I can at least rest assured that this person isn’t talking bullshit as it it all “100% Proven”… I haven’t been brave enough to log onto the website yet as anything that will make me “Fall down with shock” is best avoided in my book. Thats why I’ve always avoided Sex and the City.

Hmmm… I don’t think the writer of this poster has been studding english very long. It was probably a translation job from Japanese. Actually, if Google translator had any hand in this it was most likely a japanese poster about a lost cat before translation.

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